Here are the rules – post this list on your profile (in Notes) replacing my answers with yours.

Tag 25 people to do the same thing.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
nope, however I was originally supposed to be named just Des Perrotto however my parents lengthened it to Desmond and used it as a middle name instead.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Its rare these days

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Gosh, I dont usually write anymore. Everything is has a keyboard

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Turkey

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
definitely..Im popular. Who doesnt want to hang with popular people. 🙂

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
see question #6 for sarcasm 🙂

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Definitely…

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Anything with peanut butter.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I didnt think people still tied shoes

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
I enjoy Gelato (Nutella flavor specifically)

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
eye contact

15. RED OR PINK?
Red

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My insecurities

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Way too many to name and cant choose just one

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Nah – I do these on random and never expect anyone else to do them

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
grey sweats and no shoes. Its Saturday morning 🙂

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Amazing Stories through my new TiVo, thanks to Netflix integration 🙂

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Id be a rainbow of all colors… thats like asking me to choose one hankey color

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
You may not want the answer to this one …. WOOF

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
David… we talk daily and everyone else will Twitter or Text

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Havent seen him in about 22 years but last I remember, I did 🙂

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
I dont do sports

27. HAIR COLOR?
grey and black (salt and pepper’ish’)

28. EYE COLOR?
brown

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Yes

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Pizza

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary Movies

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Fantastic Four 2 (although Ive seen it before).

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
none … sweats only (Its Saturday morning)

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer… Thats why I dont live in upstate NY

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Kissing although Hugs would be a close second

37. DREAM JOB?
Photographer

38. BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
Winning Hayes Valley Leather which lead me to compete for INternational Mr Leather in Chicago. Being on stage competing with 50 other men in a very intense 5 days was a bonding experience which lead to brotherhood with men around the globe. (My Hayes Valley Leather family is pretty damn special too)

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Havent read in a while although I do want to read A Lion Among Men (since I read Wicked, and Son of a Witch)

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
polka dots for my Mac and well… my PC is a laptop

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
I rewatched Thursdays episode of Lost

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
Weird enough, I love the sound of rain falling but dont like rain 🙂

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Well it depends since San Francisco is my home now, the furthest would be back home to visit.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Yes, however Im not sure anyone wants to know what it is lol

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Bronx, NY

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
no ones but Ill read them if you write them

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
He was with his partner doing Absolut promos, when he decided (since his bf at the time was a schmuck) that he would push me into the bathroom for a quick make out session. When they broke up we ran into each other again. Short version of this story is, I we as interested in someone else who I was hoping to run into. I told a friend it was fate when I did. Due to delays outbound, and inbound on MUNI, I decided to abort my shopping trip for a nap at home when I ran into David at the top of Muni. We ended up grabbing a drink, talking geek talk (Buffy, Electronics, etc..) and ended up taking a nap together.

49. MAKI, SUSHI, OR SASHIMI?
Definitely Sushi….

50. FRUIT or CHOCOLATE?
Chocolate… I tend to live for the unhealthy